The Apprentice UK Episode Guide and Review

Episode Guide

A brief overview of the first series of The Apprentice UK.

Paul Torrisi on The Apprentice episode 1

Week One: Wilting Blooms

Original air date: 16th February 2005

The task: Flower selling. The team that makes the most money wins.
Project managers: Tim for Impact; Saira for First Forte.
Which team won: Impact with with £865. First Forte come back with £602.
Who went into the boardroom: Saira chose Adenike and Miranda.
Who got fired: Adenike.
Reward for the winning team: Trip to the London Eye and celebratory champagne.
Best Paul moment: Easily his flower selling technique "you buy one, I'll buy you one", "are you Irish, my wife's Irish", "Are you Polish? My Auntie's Polish".

Paul Torrisi on The Apprentice episode 2

Week Two: Child's Play

Original air date: 23rd February 2005

The task: Create and design a new toy for the toy company Designworks.
Project managers: Raj for Impact; Lindsay for First Forte.
Which team won: Impact.
Who went into the boardroom: Lindsay took Adele and Miriam in with her.
Who got fired: Lindsay.
Reward for the winning team: Clay pigeon shooting at a country club.

Paul Torrisi on The Apprentice episode 3

Week Three: Shop 'Til You Drop

Original air date: 2nd March 2005

The task: To buy 10 unrelated brand items at the best price possible, the team who spends the least money wins.
Project managers: Matthew for Impact; Adele for First Forte.
Which team won: Impact spentonly £447.38; First Forte spent £506.94.
Who got fired: Miranda.
Who went into the boardroom: Adele chose Miranda and Ben to take into the boardroom with her.
Reward for the winning team: Dinner with Sir Alan at his favorite Italian restaurant.

Paul Torrisi on The Apprentice episode 4

Week Four: The Harrod's Sales

Original air date: 9th March 2005

The task: To run an area of the department store Harrod's. The team with the most profit wins.
Project managers: James for Impact; Tim for First Forte.
Which team won: Impact win with £3,295.38 to First Forte's £3,108.50.
Who went into the boardroom: Adele quits before Tim has chance to choose.
Who got fired: Adele.
Reward for the winning team: A helicopter trip around English stately homes.
Best Paul moment: 3 words - Rosie the Bear.

Paul Torrisi on The Apprentice episode 5

Week Five: Art With A Capital 'F'

Original air date: 16th March 2005

The task: To select a marketable artist and hold an exhibition. The team that makes the most money wins.
Project managers: Rachel for Impact; Sebastian for First Forte.
Which team won: First Forte win with £19,563.75 to Impact's £6,147.50.
Who went into the boardroom: Rachel chooses Paul and Matthew to return to the boardroom with her.
Reward for the winning team: First Forte were treated to a trip and lunch aboard the Orient Express.
Who got fired: Matthew.
Best Paul moment: His comparrison of Lucy Bennett's paintings to a Lamborghini Miura.

Paul Torrisi on The Apprentice episode 6

Week Six: Advertising Executives

Original air date: 23rd March 2005

The task: To produce an advertising campaign for a 10 CD changer.
Project managers: Miriam for First Forte and Paul for Impact.
Which team won: First Forte.
Who went into the boardroom: Paul took Saira and Rachel into the boardroom with him.
Reward for the winning team: The winning team was treated to a shopping spree.
Who got fired: Rachel.
Best Paul moment: His defense in the boardroom ("I am a Roman Catholic and as God is my witness I shook her hand outside."). Or maybe his attempt to get one of the actors to laugh (An aardvark walks into a bar and the barman says why the long face?).

Paul Torrisi on The Apprentice episode 7

Week Seven: Apprentice Celebrities

Original air date: 30th March 2005

The task: To pursuade celebrities to make contributions towards a fund-raising event. The team that raises the most money wins.
Project managers: James for First Forte and Ben for Impact.
Which team won: Impact who raised a staggering £18,000 compared to First Forte who raised £10,000.
Who went into the boardroom: James took in Raj and Sebastian.
Who got fired: Sebastian.
Best Paul moment: A very drunken Paul celebrating Impact's big win.

Paul Torrisi on The Apprentice episode 8

Week Eight: Food Fight

Original air date: 6th April 2005

The task: To add value to basic ingredients by creating food products to sell at a farmer's market. The team that makes the most money wins.
Project managers: Ben for Impact; Raj for First Forte.
Which team wins: First Forte are the winners with £384.35 profit to Impact's £149.69 profit.
Who goes into the boardroom: Ben takes Paul and Miriam in with him.
Who got fired: Ben
Reward for the winning team: A trip to Monaco with profits from the task as their gambling money in the casino.
Best Paul moment: "Was it me who spent £70 on bloody cheese?"

Paul Torrisi on The Apprentice episode 9

Week Nine: Team News

Original air date: 13th April 2005

The task: To sell a mobile phone text messaging service to Tottenham Hotspur supporters. The team with the most subscriptions wins.
Project managers: Paul for Impact; Saira for First Forte.
Which team wins: Impact win with 704 subscriptions to First Forte's 468.
Who goes into the boardroom: The 3 remaining members of First Forte, Saira, James and Raj all go into the boardroom.
Who gets fired: Raj.
Reward for the winning team: Chef, Gary Rhodes, cooks a luxurious meal for Impact back at the house.
Best Paul moment: It's a tough one to call, but it has to be Paul's Tottenham Hotspurs joke."

Paul Torrisi on The Apprentice episode 10

Week Ten: Apprentices On TV

Original air date: 20th April 2005

The task: To select a range of products and sell as many units as possible on a TV shopping channel within a 1 hour time slot.
Project managers: Miriam for Impact; James for First Forte.
Which team wins: First Forte end with £5,407 compared to Impact's £2,017.
Who goes into the boardroom: The 3 remaining members of Impact, Miriam, Paul and Tim all go into the boardroom.
Who gets fired: Miriam.
Reward for the winning team: Take rest and recreation at a castle in Scotland.
Best Paul moment: The screen tests - "...and lets be honest, if after 2 years it falls to pieces you've only lost £24.99."

Paul Torrisi on The Apprentice episode 11

Week Eleven: Apprentice Interviews

Original air date: 27th April 2005

The task: The Apprentices are interviewed for the job.
Who got fired: Paul & James.
Best Paul moment: "I'm bored".

Paul Torrisi on The Apprentice episode 12

Week Twelve: Apprentices Reunited

Original air date: 4th May 2005

The task: To successfully organise and manage an event on a Themes riverboat.
Who won: Tim.
Best Paul moment: Non other than the "You can't fucking fire me" arguement